Inauguration Day
Let me introduce you, Mr. Trump, to the office of the President of the United States. Because you are very smart, perhaps you have heard of the office of the President. If you are confused, ask Putin to explain it to you, he seems to have a good grasp on the office of President Trump.
My dog, Roscoe, dubbed His Royal Naughtiness due to the peach pit incident, is more Presidential than the Donald. He may occasionally sniff a crotch, but he is a dog after all. I have never seen him “grab a pussy”.
Inaugural Prayer
Short,
Not so sweet.
God Help Us!
Give him a chance you say. Not until he gives Muslims, Mexicans, women and LBGT.s a chance.